tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8587680245545906096.post6259943506892450154..comments2024-01-30T02:25:02.905-05:00Comments on The Imaginary Review: The Imaginary Peer ReviewThe Imaginary Reviewerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00525958928789383304noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8587680245545906096.post-80880975663538646622009-02-26T18:54:00.000-05:002009-02-26T18:54:00.000-05:00I suggest that anyone experiencing fear or nervous...I suggest that anyone experiencing fear or nervousness about dancing should start off with a Safety Dance (they're doing from from pole to pole!).<BR/><BR/><BR/>Note: Just to be sure of the wording for this comment, I watched the Men Without Hats video of the Safety Dance. And now I feel a little, um...perplexed.Jillianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08807847124194744339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8587680245545906096.post-46105766156384943362009-02-26T16:51:00.000-05:002009-02-26T16:51:00.000-05:00To prance in France is almost guaranteed to enhanc...To prance in France is almost guaranteed to enhance the chance of romance. <BR/><BR/>It worked for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8587680245545906096.post-9843434116897108832009-02-26T10:32:00.000-05:002009-02-26T10:32:00.000-05:00Red: The 'Abba Variable', as it's known, adds a ce...Red: The 'Abba Variable', as it's known, adds a certain metaphysical layer to one's dance-chance-taking. <BR/><BR/>Jeff: But that does increase the chance of dancing with tears in your eyes (thinking of the memory of a love gone by), which is, I would say, fairly embarrassing in itself.<BR/><BR/>Dealer Man: The Time Warp is one of the riskiest dances out there! That pelvic thrust really drives you insane(ayeahyeahyeahyeah)!<BR/><BR/>Ad: Again, Dancing with myself is risky for the possibility of getting tears in one's eyes. Also, doing anything by oneself raises the imagary of sitting by a rain-swept window and singing "all by myself" while drinking cocoa, which, as we all know, is very risky indeed.<BR/><BR/>Mr Chapman: Indeed. This is similar to the theory raised by Jamiroquai, who states that "there is nothing left for [him] to do but dance." His ultimate conclusion is that this is due to the canned heat in his heels tonight.<BR/><BR/>Also, I'm never surprised if seeing someone's mimsy causes uppitiness, especially if said vision is accidental.The Imaginary Reviewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00525958928789383304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8587680245545906096.post-71050034138046620592009-02-26T04:42:00.000-05:002009-02-26T04:42:00.000-05:00Let's not forget the recent hypothesis of the alte...Let's not forget the recent hypothesis of the alternative theoretician Vanessa Anne Hudgens, who posits that basically, all we are going to do is dance, and that furthermore, all you are required to do as part of this procedure is "make a chance" - at the same time making clear her expectations that dancing is inevitable while abdicating some element of responsibility for creating the conditions under which dancing may take place.<BR/><BR/>Which is awful uppity for someone whose mimsy I have seen.bootlegmarkchapmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08144541314456933779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8587680245545906096.post-59195042958285929442009-02-25T12:48:00.000-05:002009-02-25T12:48:00.000-05:00What's your opinion on Idol's thesis "Dancing with...What's your opinion on Idol's thesis "Dancing with myself"? What are the inherent risks there, Imaginary Reviewer?adhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16486703627452277170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8587680245545906096.post-86334151340894582482009-02-24T16:34:00.000-05:002009-02-24T16:34:00.000-05:00It's always a very high risk dancing, unless one i...It's always a very high risk dancing, unless one is doing the "Time Warp."Daltanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04161121604143652272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8587680245545906096.post-50588012817245009112009-02-24T16:26:00.000-05:002009-02-24T16:26:00.000-05:00I avoid taking embarrassing dance chances by only ...I avoid taking embarrassing dance chances by only dancing with myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8587680245545906096.post-12009361619447186192009-02-24T14:00:00.000-05:002009-02-24T14:00:00.000-05:00I always feel like I'm taking a chance when I danc...I always feel like I'm taking a chance when I dance...especially if I dance to "Take a Chance on Me" by ABBA.Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.com