Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Coming Soon: A Very Special Imaginary Event!

On Monday (June 23) I am going to attempt something that nobody has ever done before. At 12:00 (Eastern Time; that's 5:00 pm GMT), I will be blogging LIVE from the final of the World Extreme Competitive Still-Life Painting Championships.

That's right! Even though the event sold out in just a few minutes, you can still be there with regular blogged updates on all the imaginary action. Join me, The Imaginary Reviewer, from noon (EST) this Monday, and be a part of the very first ever LIVE PLAY-BY-PLAY IMAGINARY SPORTING EVENT BLOG!

The Imaginary Review's live coverage of the World Extreme Competitive Still-Life Painting Championships is brought to you by Gillette, David Niven Fake Moustaches Inc. and Christie's Auction House of Pancakes (Now with no reserve on the Maple Syrup!).

5 comments:

Falwless said...

Holy shit. This is big.

Melissa said...

Welp, looks like I'll be calling in sick that day. Maybe I'll go with food poisoning this time...

WendyB said...

I'm breathless with anticipation.

Red said...

David Niven's mustache was fake?!?!?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

F: It's true. I emailed the Guardian Newspaper's Minute-by-Minute football writer to ask for some tips, but he hasn't got back to me yet. He's probably still enjoying the 100th Review Spectacular.

M: Are you counting the minutes? I know I am.

Wb: I've been holding my breath since yesterday. I don't think I'm supposed to be this colour.

Red: Ian Byrne, CEO of David Niven Fake Moustaches Inc. assures me that David Niven's own moustache was real. DNFM Inc simply provide high quality facsimiles at a fraction of the cost. Hope that clears things up.