"The best thing I've ever read!"
- The Imaginary Newspaper
"Like a beacon of light on an otherwise cloudy day"
- The Imaginary Literary Journal
"Bloody Hell! It's brilliant!"
- The Imaginary Famous Friend of the Writer
I want to be a writer but nobody has responded to my requests for free stuff to review. Undaunted by this...er...daunting predicament, I have decided that I don't need stuff to review! I have enough material in my own head!
Welcome to The Imaginary Review!
16 comments:
Oh thank God!
YAY! "Not dead" is an awesome thing to be. I don't miss blogging anymore, but I do miss you.
Yay!!!
Please come back and review something soon!
Hope your November has been fruitful.
Looking forward to the next review.
Phew! I have been going through review withdrawal.
Oh, are you Pink??
I knew you were Elvis. That's why you and he have never been seen together. The king is not dead.
Well isn't that a relief!
I sincerely hope that this review of your health status is not imaginary.
Well now I have to rethink the source of that awful smell.
I was worried :(
hmmph. this remains to be seen and i for one am sceptical.
;-)
I am. Deep down inside. I look alive, but I don't feel it.
That's good news. Could you send back the flower arrangement then?
Just as well - I'm voting you Blogger of the year, sorry, Year, so you better be about to mention me in your (faux) acceptance speech :)
I wish you would come back.
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