Thursday, 8 May 2008

An Apology

Last September, I wrote a post in which I reviewed several hats. In this review I passed comment on a small hat, to which I referred as a "stupid hat", and indicated that because of its size it was somehow inferior to other hats, hats that fit on one's head adequately.

It has been brought to my attention by the Small Hats (Including Trilbys) Society that my comments regarding hats of lesser dimensions were both insensitive and wrong. Small hats of any variety are just as good as big hats; they are both stylish and practical. A small hat wearer is just as much of a good human being as someone whose eyes are covered by headwear of massive proportions. Remember: it's not the size of the hat, it's how you wear it that counts.

I apologise profusely for any offense caused to the S.H.I.T.S. by my idiotic and insensitive comments.

There: I did it. Now return Mister Muggles as you promised, you small-hatted freaks.

3 comments:

Mathdude said...

I hate dealing with the SHITS, too!

Falwless said...

It's about damn time. I've been waiting to see if you'd find it in yourself to be the bigger man in this situation. The bigger man with the smaller hat, that is.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Mathdude: It's certainly an unfortunate acronym, to be sure. But it's a lot better than their previous name, the Centre for Undersized Noggin Topknottery. What were they thinking?

Falwless: I understand their anger, but I don't think I said anything too out of order. Will Self in The Independent on Sunday called small hats "An affront to normal society and something that should be exterminated without pause for thought". Why hasn't his puppy been kidnapped? Why was I singled out?