Sunday, 26 October 2008

The Imaginary Reviewer Writes a Letter, Part 5

Loyal readers will remember my attempts to secure employment at Now Toronto Magazine, an ultimately futile endeavour given the fact that everyone working for that Godforsaken rag is a complete tit. For those of you unfamiliar with that Sissyphean quest, see the links on the right of the screen for parts 1 to 4.

My disappointment at Now Toronto Magazine's utter shiteness has subsided, and I have affixed my gaze on one of Now's competitors in the world of free weekly listings magazines based in Toronto: Eye Weekly. I have sent out a very nice letter, which I reproduce below. Please keep your fingers crossed for me, I need to eat and soon.

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9 comments:

ÄsK AliCë said...

You know what they say... fifth times the charm!

Hilarious

Some Guy said...

I'd hire you. I love a good chortle.

Red said...

Fucking Welsh.

Mo said...

I am tempted to start my own magazine on the slim chance that I might receive a letter like this just once in my lifetime.

Absolutely bang up job, man. You're officially hired in my book.

Dr Zibbs said...

YO YO. You've been tagged for a meme. See my blog for details.

Falwless said...

The letter writing never gets old. Love it.

bootlegmarkchapman said...

If you get the job, I'll move to Toronto just to read your contributions.

Toronto is just outside Leicester, yes?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Alice: Cheers, let's hope so...

Some Guy: We all love to chortle. Hopefully the editorial staff of Eye Toronto are included.

Red: Agreed.

Mo: You should do it! Start your own magazine! You do the website, I'll do the reviews!

Zibbs: Done.

Falwless: Thought you'd like it!

BMC: Cheers! I think they have a website, though. But by all means, move here. It's nice. Just ask a mountie. And welcome!

Gwen said...

Brilliant, as always.